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Two Davids Are Better Than One
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Is David the anti-Gaga?
For millennia, humans have been locked in the battle between good and evil. As far we know, no one has found a key for that said lock, and not even repeated trips to Mr. Quickie has yielded a good duplicate, replacement key. So now we have to ask ourselves this important question: what instruments do we Filipinos have at our disposal that would help us in our fight against evil? Let’s check out some of our options.
Why, you may ask, is American Idol runner-up winner David Archuleta among our options for fighting evil? That’s because we know that, based on the opinion of our Filipino conservative Christians, Lady Gaga is pure evil—and by all indications, Archuleta is the Anti-Gaga. Let’s make a comparison:
She wears a dress made of bloody raw meat; he cuts his superstar hair short and goes to South America for two years, as a missionary of the Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter-Day Saints. She claims “originality” in her songs and her stage act but they always remind us of what Madonna used to do in the 1980s and 1990s; he records an album of all-OPM covers called Forevermore. Only Archuleta can save us from Gaga.
Have you heard Archuleta sing all those OPMs? When rendered through his wholesome-as-vanilla vocals and felt through his non-Pinoy, Christian missionary sensibility—we Pinoys realize that yes, OPM is truly beautiful music. More international artists should record them and release those recordings abroad.
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